These Are the Kind of Conversations We Have Around Here

Excerpts from an actual text conversation between me and B's phone

Me:

Do u want to sponsor a child with Holt?

B's phone:

Weyukmi

Me:

What???????????

B's phone:

Uwerdfgyhjuinkioplkmmj hbvv fddzsaeuijjbdsckjh

Me:

Give the phone to Daddy

B's phone:

(no response)

I only hope that indeed it was D or K with the phone.

Although if it wasn't, it does certainly explain why B and I sometimes have communication issues