Why Not Just Buy Them a Shirt That Says "ORPHAN"

"I AM ONEless: now that’s something to celebrate. Now, your child can shout it out loud! Celebrate being one less vulnerable child in one more forever family. 
 By purchasing merchandise from ONEless Ministries, you become a part of making ONE less orphan and  ONE less victim of human trafficking through raising awareness & funding the work of this ministry."

Cause nothing says my parents have no boundaries better than a shirt that reminds people how you were an orphan* or potentially a sex slave

But let's all marvel at the irony of the fact that many children who are "one less" orphan are ACTUALLY "one more" victim of human trafficking.  The fact that many kids are manufactured orphans and trafficked to the adoption system seems to be lost on these folks

*children who are not likely to have been orphans at all